| pos | driver | team | pts |
|---|
| 1 |  | Max Verstappen (Max-V / Max-Dad)Max Verstappen | Red Bull | |
| 2 |  | Charles Leclerc ( Shirley)Charles Leclerc | Ferrari | |
| 3 |  | Andrea Kimi Antonelli (Kimi)Andrea Kimi Antonelli | Mercedes | |
| 4 |  | Lando Norris (Nozza)Lando Norris | McLaren | |
| 5 |  | Oscar Piastri (Pastry)Oscar Piastri | McLaren | |
| 6 |  | Lewis Hamilton (Don Hammster)Lewis Hamilton | Ferrari | |
| 7 |  | Liam Lawson (Dredd)Liam Lawson | Racing Bulls | |
| 8 |  | Nico Hulkenberg (Hulk)Nico Hulkenberg | Audi | |
| 9 |  | George Russell (Mr Saturday / Karen)George Russell | Mercedes | |
| 10 |  | Isack Hadjar (Hagred)Isack Hadjar | Red Bull | |
| 11 |  | Pierre Gasly (Garçon)Pierre Gasly | Alpine | |
| 12 |  | Oliver Bearman (Baby Bear)Oliver Bearman | Haas | |
| 13 |  | Esteban Ocon (Ethel)Esteban Ocon | Haas | 1 |
| 14 |  | Carlos Sainz Jnr (Chilli)Carlos Sainz Jnr | Williams | 2 |
| 15 |  | Arvid Lindblad (Arvi)Arvid Lindblad | Racing Bulls | 4 |
| 16 |  | Fernando Alonso (el Nando)Fernando Alonso | Aston Martin | 8 |
| 17 |  | Sergio Perez (Checo)Sergio Perez | Cadillac | 12 |
| 18 |  | Alexander Albon (Paddy)Alexander Albon | Williams | 18 |
| 19 |  | Valtteri Bottas (Lucky)Valtteri Bottas | Cadillac | 25 |
| 20 |  | Lance Stroll (Cookie)Lance Stroll | Aston Martin | 15 |
| 21 |  | Franco Colapinto (Pepsi)Franco Colapinto | Alpine | 10 |
| 22 |  | Gabriel Bortoleto (Gabby)Gabriel Bortoleto | Audi | 6 |
